Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Chest-top

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

by Buckified February 26, 2011

top squad

A group of white faggots that think they are better then everyone else. Such groups are shamed and scolded upon and usually made fun of.

Person 1: "Those kids sitting over there are in top squad."
Person 2: "wow they are in top squad? they must be a bunch of faggots."

by realtearms December 1, 2016

Button Top

Like a muffin top, only lower, and specifically in the rear. Caused by insanely too-tight shorts or pants that squeeze one's butt cheeks out like it's butt cleavage.
plumbers crack muffin top

It wasn't just a plumber's crack, there was serious button top on display.

by Crabby McClaw June 19, 2014

Top African

1. A person who brings you a cup of water from the kitchen.

2. Getting the water in for the lads!

Example one

Person 1 : "Hey, I brought you a cup of water"

Person 2 : "Thanks, your a Top African!"

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Example two

Person 1 : "Be a top african and get the water in for the lads"

by Resolve22 January 31, 2012

top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants

I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.

by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017

Booffin top

A muffin top; but for ones boobs.

Ho brah! Dat chick get one MEAN Booffin top!

by Guy with too much Side Boob May 14, 2011