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Sausage tornado

When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado
Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.
by Jfknmendez December 28, 2022
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Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.
Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!
by imthattechguy January 25, 2011
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sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.
Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"
by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017
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Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy
Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious
by Sausage blanket May 15, 2018
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sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo
by I am a little more time August 25, 2016
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Sausage Bottom

When a woman wears a pair of calf-high boots (or higher) and her leg fat spills over the top, making her legs look like sausage links.
Hey Guy, look at that sausage bottom! As if Uggs weren't disgusting enough!
by Ms. Kittie December 17, 2011
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weidemer sausage

This is when a two men grapple each others penis yank it off until they bleed to death
John and Fred both died from doing the weidemer sausage
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
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