ED

Erectile Dysfunction

People who prefer carrying big guns like a beretta 92 or 1911 often have ED

by SanctumScrotum July 17, 2024

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

special ed

A retard who doesn't know how to work properly

Student- *in class*
Teacher- "Look at that special ed kid! He's such a retard!

by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023

Cold Mackin(ed)

The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.

Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.

by Infnt from the 949 December 26, 2020

ED

undercover acronym for Eating Disorder

“I don’t know dude, my ED has been really challenging me lately”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019