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I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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NEED MORE (noun)

A "sub-genre" of Roblox Story games that usually involves the player to convince their relative that they have enough of a certain thing to do another certain thing via extremely unconventional means.
Games with the NEED MORE (noun) title:
NEED MORE HEAT (original)
NEED MORE COLD
NEED MORE POOP
NEED MORE SMART
NEED MORE MONEY
by Sonic Feet Pic Lover February 16, 2024
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Do you need that?

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you don’t like that is getting on your nerves.
Marley: I really don’t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.
by kkdixon December 23, 2024
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No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024
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Yall need to die

When someone gets so pissed off at something and expresses their anger in a clearly unnecessary way. Almost always creating unnecessary drama.
“Omg yall need to die” she screamed in the hallway of her house rushingly putting on her coat and slamming the front door after fighting with her mother.
by Gurl who has time rn December 2, 2018
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i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast
by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022
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need wanna

jarek is bad at dictionaries
by jaybethuggin August 27, 2021
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