cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

cum monster

A man who cums using a monster voice

Dylan was a real cum monster last night

by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016

Pineapple Monster

A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.

Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!

Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"

Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."

Kid 1: "NNNNNOOOOO!!!"

by crazygirl! June 21, 2009

Monster Wave

An extremely large wave coming from the ocean; notably in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Often mistaken for a Master Wave; however Master Waves are much smaller than Monster Waves. People often boogie-board Monster Waves.

"Oh my gosh, it's a Monster Wave! Let's ride the Monster Wave!"

by North American Wave Society August 30, 2009

Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.

He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.

by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014

Ginie Monster

Your Creepy uncle says that its not him touching you, its the "Ginie Monster"

Dont worry sweetie, its just the ginie monster. I will protect you. Take off your pants.

by jhhelll January 9, 2011

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014