your mom

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

by The Tomb January 24, 2008

soccer moms

a parking lot hazzard

"soccer moms.....oooooright!" --quagmyer

by coldcheese March 22, 2004

your mom

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

by The Blanester88 November 26, 2007

step mom

Someone who tries to act like shes your mother. who is a socontrolling. One who always thinks she knows whats best. She is the one your dad is in love with but acts like a total bitch. She is always being nosy and when you aren't trying to be friends with her she goes to your dad and acts like the victim. She is the most frustrating person you will ever meet. And she always says that "One day you will thank me"

I feel like Cinderella, with how my step mom is acting.

by lndunssss January 26, 2015

Okay Mom

Something you say sarcastically back to most likely to an overbearring female, that you want to get off your back for lecturing you. Who posseses mom like nagging properties.

"Mom": "Stop wrestling in the living room you guys are going to break something or worse hurt yourselves."

Reply: "Okay mom"

by Kylerswy December 3, 2011

Mom swap

v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.

Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."

Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"

Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"

Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"

Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."

Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"

by Droogans January 21, 2010

Teen mom

A Female adolescent that has had a child

"Freya's just become a teen mom because of ralph!"

by T.P May 8, 2006