moistlipdependency

A person who feels the need to constantly apply chapstick

Rick: Woah that’s like your 3 time applying ur carmex. You might have moistlipdependency!
Me: Haha probably!!

by Chapstick Luver April 21, 2019

moistlipdependency

A person that’s finds the need to constantly apply chapstick.

Hoe: Woah that’s like ur 3rd time applying ur carmex. U might have moistlipdependency!!!

by Chapstick Luver April 21, 2019

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019

Moisty

When it's humid, the environment is a little sweaty; it's moisty

A word to describe the feeling you feel when it's humid

Boy it's humid outside, I'm feeling quite moisty

by Ol mate cobber September 14, 2019

Moisty

A person who exhibits the same characteristics of a wet pussy.

Tom isnt coming out tonight because hes a moisty

by Concox619 September 29, 2019

moistitude

A feeling or state where a large amount of moisture has been left as a residue

Pam had spent so much of her night dancing her ass off she was now experiencing full body moistitude

by Motherairam November 17, 2019

Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019