Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021
Get the Zach Minutesmug. When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.
GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos
BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys
GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else
BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys
GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else
by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023
Get the 3 Minute Warningmug. The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.
by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022
Get the business minutemug. The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.
It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.
With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.
With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
Get the Seven Minute Rulemug.