Michael

Michael is a little bitch.
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Michael Myers

Without a doubt the most kick ass horror movie figure. The scariest and most imtimidating, the most awesome horror character to ever be created. He wears a emotionless white mask and wears a boiler suit. He can be seen in the Halloween movies, 8 of them in total with a 9th of the way. Cursed with thorn, meaning he becomes invincable and is forced to kill his whole family. Wouldn't want to be cursed with that!
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michael franti

My hero. Michael Franti is the creater of Michael Franti and Spearhead, a group that blends reggae, rap, rock, folk, funk, and jazz into a spastic beauty. The music is highly politically charged. After hearing one song you want to go blow up an institution. Here is a section of the lyrics to Oh My God, a great song:

(chorus)
Oh my, oh my God
out here mama they got us livin’ suicide
singinoh my, oh my God
out here mama they got us livin’ genocide

Slam bam I come unseen
but like gasoline you tell I’m in the tank
like money in the bank
I smell appealing, but I’m toxic, can send you reeling
without an inklin’, keep ya thinkin’
‘cause you gave cash to the feds, left your school district for dead
fucked you up in the head, but still they sayin’ nothin’s wrong
still believing the systems workin’
while half of my people are still out of workin’
anonymous notesleft in the pockets and coats
of judges and juries from ‘Frisco and Jersey
threats and protests politicians mob debts
trumped up charges and phony arrests
stage a lethal injection, the night before the election
‘cause he got donations from the prison guard’s union
(chorus)

Listen to my stethoscope on a rope
internal lullabies, human cries
thumps and silence, the language and violence
algorithmic, cataclysmic, seismic, biorhythmic
you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it
you can make a clone and then you try to enslave it?
stealin’ DNA samples from the unborn
and then you comin’ after us
‘cause we sampled a James Brown horn?
scientists who’s God is progress
a four-headed sheep is their latest project
the CIA runin’ like that Jones from Indiana
but they still won’t talk about that Jones in Guyana
this ain’t no cartoon, no one slips on bananas
do you really think that that car killed Diana
hell I shot Ronald Regan, I shot JFK

I slept with Marilyn she sung me “Happy Birthday”
singin’
(chorus)

Well politicians got lipstick on the collar
the whole media started to holler
but I don’t give a fuck who they screwin’ in private
I wanna know who they screwin’ in public
robbin’, cheatin’, stealin’
white collar criminal
McDonald eatin, you deserve a beatin’
send you home a weepin’, with a fat bill for your Caribbean weekend
for just about anything they can bust us
false advertising sayin’ “Halls of Justice”
you tellin’ the youth don’t be so violent
then you drop bombs on every single continent
mandatory minimum sentencin’
‘cause he got caught with a pocket full of medicine
do that again another ten up in the pen
I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution
singin’
(chorus)

He also starred in a documentary titled I Know I'm Not Alone, something that everyone should view.
"Yo fuckhead pass me my nine so i can shoot someone"
"Nah, listen to this Michael Franti album instead"
"PEACE!"
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Michael Prior

Famous teacher/rapist/stand up comedian. A jack off all trades. Has slight retardation
My asshole feels sore. Probably because i fell asleep in Michael Priors class.
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Michael Bambino

Has a humongous dick and gets tons of pussy that he be drowning. Watch out cause he might splash on you bitch like water 💦
Michael Bambino fucked my bitch last night. Rip.
by Henry Fischer March 07, 2019
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Michael Nico

God at math , but certainty is not scientifically Straight . Proven by Jonathan Taday
You're such a Michael Nico
I wish Michael Nico was Jonathan Taday
by Straight Lord February 01, 2019
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Michael East

A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.
Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.

I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.
by Michael East August 27, 2014
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