Mary Poppin

To kill someone via umbrella, by inserting and then opening

I crammed the umbrella down his throat, and opened it!

You Mary Poppin'd the poor bastard!

by GodsFavoriteHonkey April 16, 2009

mary jane rottencrotch

The girl next door who will no longer be fingerbanged through her pretty pink panties by you.

Tom: Did you see M.J. Rottencrotch the other night?
Burt: Yeah, but I couldn't fingerbang her through her pretty pin panties. :(

by Merc.HugeBalls December 23, 2004

Mary

blonde haired, blue eyes, tall
athletic
a virgin
does not have a lamb or garden

I want to marry mary.

by duh- mary February 12, 2010

Bathtub Mary

A clawfoot bathtub painted skyblue inside and planted half-way down in the yard of low-life Catholics who place a Mary statue inside. Faded plastic flowers usually adorn the bare dirt at the base of Mary's feet. More than likely what would be the bottom of the tub hasn't been painted and is either rusty or whatever paint that was on it is peeling off.

Joey Gambrone's mother has a Bathtub Mary in the front yard of their duplex as to let everyone know that they are good Catholics.

by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

Maryann

Asking completely off the wall silly questions like "So turn your inbuilt mic around on your laptop, so I can see whats on your screen!"...

O god! Dont do a Maryann!!!

by MagickFox November 23, 2011

mary poppins

to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins

by onewhodies November 18, 2010

Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

by The Bundy May 20, 2008