Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

Greese Maria

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.

This slut I banged last night did not like it when I gave her a greese maria.

by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010

Maria

Maria/Mary is something you call a female when they are a virgin. Because of Virgin Mary.

Guy: hey Maria how is it going
Female: my name is not Maria

by Tryna.b.smart February 20, 2020

Maria/Mafar

The most beautiful human on earth. Lives in Mexico (Probably?) Beautiful smile and amazing personality. Don't lose her because she won't come back

Maria/Mafar my love is in Mexico and is perfect

by Bricematt4 November 22, 2021

maria

maria is one of the most adventures, fun, sexy and humorous woman you´ll ever meet. she is one you will tell your grandparents about and you will think about her till the day you die. not only is she super hot but she is intelligent, amazing and can make you laugh at any moment no matter how sad you are. Maria is just a unforgettable woman all in all.

"have you heard about maria??"

"who has not heard about maria, she is soooooo hot"

by trumpfucker420 July 31, 2017

villa maria vs notre dame

yeah, people actually spend time to hate on both schools. Some calling ND Notre dykes, and some calling VMA villa gorillas. All my friends have friends who go to Villa, who aren't particularly nice. Some people said that I shouldn't be "popular" (whatever that means) and i'm ugly and this was a few years ago so I hope that they have grown up. And people say that girls from Notre Dame are rich and obnoxious which in some cases that's true, but not a lot. There are some girls who are bratty and rich but most people there are humble and nice.

Wow I can't believe there is still an argument about Villa Maria vs Notre Dame.

by i dont know ok? January 12, 2019

Maria

Maria is so cool and pretty. Also funny man. She can always lift the mood by just walking in the room. She might be quite but when she gets used to you she’ll talk and it’s so fun to listen.

Person1: “Have you talked to Maria yet”
Person2: “ yes I always talk to Maria, I love Maria”

by AnaisZoo November 24, 2022