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The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.
More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
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documented on main

I already described it on my social media. In the 2000s, some people, but not most people, just some people, had a daily habit of checking social media to find out what’s going on in their lives. Maybe less people do it now than used to. But I still try to document stuff on main, so it’s helpful if you can check there first, because the stuff I am documenting is so horrific that it takes most of my energy away.
It’s documented on main, Mitchell. Let’s hang out tonight, and if you’re able to read what I’ve already documented on main beforehand, we can fill in remaining holes tonight.
by Financebro91 February 16, 2021
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Main Ging

A main ging is your cool ginger friend who can relate to everything; the main person you will go to and can always depend on.
Dude:Hey yo it's the Main ging
Main ging: hey Brutha how's it be?
by Mainging April 7, 2016
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Main

Main is a main character
by Moinuddin28 October 7, 2025
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On Main

Saying something to a group or on a social media platform that you meant to say or that should have been said in private or in a DM.
She didn't have to put it on main, she could have called me directly.
by meyeusername April 20, 2022
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Main Grain

by Mistagreen June 7, 2022
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Maine

She the dopest mf alive. She all about her money, she got big dreams, and she don’t fuck with lames at all.
Aye Maine let’s go get this moneyyyy!!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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