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Coined in Scott Westerfeld's book, So Yesterday, the Missing Black Woman Formation (sometimes called MBWF) is when, in popular media, there is a Caucasian female, a Caucasian male and one African American male together in a group. Together, they are meant to represent all walks of cultural identity, and at that effort, they fail.

It is usually used in a negative context.
The Matrix totally had a case of the Missing Black Woman Formation.
by Pitseleh January 10, 2009
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To do this, you must throw yourself down at the ground as hard as you can, and somehow not hit the ground by flinging yourself out of the Earth's orbit and fucking dying.
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
by big fat diarrhea boi September 24, 2020
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The tendency of the news media to focus strongly on kidnap, rape or murder victims that are young, attractive, female and white while ignoring any similar victim that does not meet all four criteria. A notable example is the media focus on Jessica Lynch when her black squadmate Shoshana Johnson received no attention whatsoever. Nancy Grace is a prime perpetrator of the bias.
"Diagnosing 'Missing white woman syndrome'": Blog entry by CNN Correspondent Tom Forman on March 14, 2006.
by Benevolent Al November 23, 2007
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Miss Teen South Carolina

The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
the Iraq " has something to do with the way 1/5 of Americans cant locate the U.S on a world map.
Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.
by BigJohnson69420 November 2, 2011
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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
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Thank you, Miss USA

When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)
"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."
by regsixer December 12, 2012
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"I miss you!" Game

When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.
Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*

- or -

Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*

Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.
by ClaireLyons August 7, 2011
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