20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY February 21, 2016

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie December 15, 2017

ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro February 23, 2018

5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.

person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"

by BigD@ddy March 25, 2012

Hour Minute

The hour minute is when the minutes on a clock match the hour. The best example is 11:11.

Hey its coming up on the 2:00 hour minute at 2:22.

by Rick-Emperor May 25, 2021

5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020