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Lady boner

Like a penis the vagina can get longer when turned on. When a women is sexally aroused she might physically feel her vagina lengthen. This is so a longer penis can fit. The vagina is normally 3-4 inches long but can lengthen up to 200% when aroused.
When i was sexting my boy/girlfriend i got a raging lady boner
by Aries_igftpower March 21, 2015
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Lady Boner

when a female gets excited and wet cus of a fine ass nigga
tanya: OHH SHIT HES FINE AS FUCKKK ,LADY BONERRR

brianna: OOO SEXY ASS NIGGA
by tgyolo July 10, 2014
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Lady Lumps

Definition
1. excrement; feces.
2. an act of defecating
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HISTORY

When "My Humps," by Black Eyes Peas was release people had a large misconstruction of the word. The true meaning of the word is hidden in the lyrics. The song states "What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?" Fergie does not answer the question. Fergie then makes statements on how she's going to make them scream. Because of what her "Hump"(Ass) is going to do. She continues to mumble until she finally answers what she is going to do with her "Hump"(ass), "my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)." She stated that she is going to take her "Lovely lady lumps"(lovely Shit) with her ass. She then tells the person to look at the floaters in the toilet.

Many fools go off on a tangent and
1. "Man, I need to drop my lady lumps quick."
2. "Fuck, I dropped my lady lumps nasty last night."
3. "Those tacos made my lady lumps not so lovely"
4. "That nasty bitch Janet, took her lady lumps at my house"
by Lacocacolaman May 7, 2009
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Lady Baby

A woman at least in her 20's, who lives at home. She whines and cries to have her way. Daddy still pays her phone bill because she does not work. Also she is known to not have many friends as she plays World of Warcraft all day long. She is most likely on the plump side as well, and guaranteed she is a virgin. In addition to being useless and boring she thinks she can call all the shots.
It's time to wean the "lady baby" off the tit and get her out into the real world.
by Demonia January 2, 2012
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Cat Lady

Cat ladies are very smexy. They ooze sex appeal and many men find them attractive.
Damn, that Cat lady is looking goooood.
by SmexyCatLady March 22, 2010
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Pink lady

Term used to describe a very close female friend.
Are you sleeping with that girl? Na fella, she a pink lady.
by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006
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old lady

A term used to refer to your GF or your wife, etc. Usually somebody who you may like, but really don't have much respect for. Also a term used out of habit by people usually living in lower income neighborhoods.
"Don't worry about it, I'll just get my old lady to make us something to eat."
"My old lady will take you to where you need to go."
"My old lady will never find out."
You never hear" I really love my old lady, she means the world to me"
by annonymous too August 31, 2006
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