kyle lee is very old. he has a wack sleep schedule (sorry) and his diet consists of advil, yogurt, energy drinks, and jaws ice cream. kyle lee is also very good at english. he is amazing at time management and will never have a late assignment. this is also because he has a great memory and remembers very important things. kyle has many different personas, including kesus the god of the world and edgar, my best friend (just a better version of kyle and kesus combined). kyle insists that he is taller than smidgen but i think it’s all in the hair, it gives him a good two inches at least which is not fair at all. right now would be a good time to mention that kyle is probably slaving away to two menaces in society called ap bio and ap chem. hopefully he can read this when he finishes and sleep super soundly tonight. all smidgen can think of right now while writing this is of hugging kyle and being in his arms. she hopes he can rest soon and wants him to know that he makes her happy. goodnight to smidgen’s oldie, she loves you very much:)
smidgen: i’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t find kyle lee://
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!
by tallsmidgen September 29, 2021
Get the kyle leemug. by Afriendheheehehehehe May 8, 2021
Get the kyle iresonmug. Rest In Peace, Kyle Pressnell
by Ts27 July 9, 2020
Get the Kyle Pressnellmug. by Einsteinsenstien April 16, 2022
Get the Kyle Lakemug. a lying son of a fuck who is dumb as a rock and cant tie his own shoes. he's also a closeted homosexual who cries about everything and anything. he lets his friends touch his small pecker and got scabies from his best male friend. he tries to act ghetto but everyone around him just lets him do his thing hoping he'll get shot. he treats women like scum between his deformed, hairy toes. has mommy issues. cuts himself with a shaver for attention but nobody gives a fuck.
"Yo dude you know Kyle Cochrane?"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
"Yeah? That faggot? I heard him and his friend anally raped each other behind Office Max"
"YOOOOO I'M TELLIN' EVERYONE!"
by KyleWasGayAnywaysFam April 15, 2019
Get the kyle cochranemug. A Kyle turner from bromsgrove is a mongole who’s Mom is peng and dad has an egg head he thinks he’s sick because he used to live in America but no one actually likes him
by Hill top November 14, 2018
Get the Kyle turnermug. He is the funniest guy I have ever met and he is nothing like the rest. Every time I see him it makes me want to spend my entire life with him. Even though he might have a lack of brain cells he always talks about chicken butts. I said to myself that I would not date or have a crush on anyone until next year of 2023 but he caught my eye once I started seeing that he was flirting with me. He shows that he can be himself around me and so can I. He makes me feel like I'm the only girl in the world and I would never let him go.
Kyle Z is a chicken butt
by LuckyTomboyGirl December 13, 2022
Get the Kyle Zmug.