Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"

Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"

by VSpell957 November 6, 2011

Gucci Baby Jump

A usage of the famous street wear slang Gucci to indicate that a situation or problem is sorted or will be sorted to perfection and that one may throw away all their worries and enjoy.

Tom : "I can't take it anymore man"
Joe: "It's okay I stole some cash"
Tom: "Really? "
Joe : "Yeah, Gucci Baby Jump!"

by guccishadesnohat May 8, 2019

Ski jump titties

Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.

Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.

by Goose9215 April 12, 2023

creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017

jump off a cliff

KYS

I play the victim card and ask people to jump off a cliff

by pussay875 June 21, 2022

Jump n Jack

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.

I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!

by louhoo December 26, 2009

Irish Jump Start

The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.

I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.

by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006