Jacob Tomlinson

Absolute beast of a being. An icon for the human kind to look up to. Generally a great guy.

Jacob Tomlinson is beast

by The icon/beast September 2, 2021

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Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock

I fucked Jacob bush last night ;)

by Big dick cock boy July 2, 2021

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jacob droney

A rabid ginger on the loose 5 foot 1 90 pounds he is a rainbow turkey mixed with swamp dolphin

Short scary and Jacob droney

by Larry lovegood October 3, 2013

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jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.

jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.

by the not a meme August 12, 2017

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Jacob wivell is about 4 feet tall and has a strong possibility of Down syndrome or growth defect he usually targets females with oddly large nipples around the size of a salami and he loves to suck on toes

Man Jacob wivell come soff as a homosexual to me

by Jacob wivell is gay March 12, 2019

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Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

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