Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

Bacon Wrap

A piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis.

Variations: Bacon Wrap Ole'

Holy Swiss cheese Batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!

by The Hairy Pickle October 7, 2005

canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

Bacon Bandit

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.

even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.

by Dsx October 31, 2005

bacon neck

A man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as Gloop also known as Gloop Glitter

A bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head

by Maned99 May 25, 2008

Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

by Barkovi April 25, 2012

bacon cop

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009