Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

by Turqle_ May 15, 2021

they hit the second tower

when you thought the story was over, but more bad news came out.

no way she has had a man this whole time…they hit the second tower

by therealestouttherefr May 2, 2025

Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.

He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!

by N0CallerID June 16, 2025

Tower

It's when a person is really tall

You're really a tower

by Dave nr. 80 February 21, 2020

Tower

An Air Control Tower located in Verdansk, Russia serves as an excellent camp-site as the view is breathtaking. Owned by Richard Property Management Inc The 3pmer's and Side-chatters maintain a consistent site visit schedule. If you are passing by and look up you may be lucky enough to see the 3pmer's camera crew taking pictures of the landscape.

Unless you are in the tower it is best to avoid it around 3pm.

by Richard Palladeen December 11, 2020

Belk tower

Their Belk Tower wasn't going to crumble and they didn't want something more active, they thought things were good enough the way they were and wanted a few people to quit fucking with them and go away. Same as the people that got their once beautiful tree canopy removed, their house demolished, their business shuttered, or the playground equipment they once played on as a kid replaced. The one person, place, or thing people wouldn't miss was the wildfire trying to burn and own their hearts and minds.

The Belk Tower was one of many things in this country that didn't really need to get removed.

by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021

Leaning Tower of Pizza

The "Leaning Tower of Pizza" is a playful scene where one person is bent over in a quirky and tilted position, while 2 others Eiffel tower them, and the 4th enjoys a slice of pizza while balanced on the back of person 1. This delightful scenario captures a sense of fun and spontaneity, combining a bit of mischief with the joy of sharing a meal, creating a lighthearted moment of unexpected pizza enjoyment.

We had too many people for an Eiffel tower, so we ordered dominos and made the "Leaning tower of pizza".

When you want to get Eiffel towered but also want to share a snack.

by SierraMissedTV December 9, 2024