dutch kitesailing

mexican sweat holding in a hit of weed until whatever comes around to you again
"Yo, brosky, we're super low on weed; I declare Dutch Kitesailing on the next bowl."
by the matt stick January 25, 2009
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Dutch Windmill

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall
Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.
by Submarine Hunter July 04, 2020
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Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam
Here comes the Dutch Salute!
by Simon_Ballister December 09, 2022
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Dutch Homicide

When you fart underneath someones blanket similar to a dutch oven....but you choke them and when they are about to pass out, you let go.....and they breathe in all of your fart.
I farted underneath my roomates blanket and almost choked him to death, but i let go early and he died from a dutch homicide.
by D Rizz October 16, 2011
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Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.
Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'
by PhoenixGamer13 December 07, 2011
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Dutch powerhouse

The Dutch powerhouse is an intensely sensastional act. To participate, the penetrating subject should link his testicals to an electrical circuit. The circuit should consist of on/off controls, the controls should be given to the penetrated subject. When the circuit is on, the penetrator will receive a shock to his groin, resulting in extreme muscle spasm, thus giving full control of the males thrusting action to the penetrated participant. To complete this act safely both parties should be in good health and not have a pace maker or other such devices.
'my balls are so raw after that Dutch Powerhouse last night'

Unfortunately me and Margaret couldn't do the Dutch powerhouse, my pace maker could of gone into overdrive'
by OxfordBikeThief#1 January 14, 2012
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Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.
It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.
by Limeylady February 03, 2010
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