I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

i am not resisting

when a karen or chad He's resisting law enforcement. This is what they scream.

i am not resisting Officer

by thatmangotaplan April 20, 2022

I am

You may as well but I certainly am

Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"

Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."

Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022

i am full of sandvich

They are coming for the SAUCE

Red heavy: “I am full of sandvich”
Blue heavy: “help me collect extra thicc ass”

by Pootis_Spencer May 24, 2022

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022