Closet Escaper

Person who successfully accepted that they're gay or successfully escaped Narnia.

Did you hear about Colton? He's finally came out! He's a closet escaper!

by Cheeseburger69 March 18, 2016

Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018

Closet Achiever

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.

Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score

by Passingscore May 6, 2019

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024

blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

by Herrold August 13, 2022

closet

my home

I've been hiding in the closet forever
SEND HELP

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

closet lebanese

A term used to describe a closet lesbian.

Steve: Did you see Sarah wearing that tie?
Jason: Yeah. She is definitely a closet lebanese.

by Polak Power November 22, 2011