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ho muffin

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
by peachpie88 September 10, 2011
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chin-ho

by BWhip October 16, 2008
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House That Ho

To bring a Female over and every person in the house has sex with Her either separately or in a group. Also known as "Putting that Ho on the House" or simply "Housing".
Steve: We need to get some pussy man.
Tony: Well I know this freak named Brandy.
Steve: Shit yea call her up, We can house that Ho.

Josh: So what happened with that Bitch you had over last night?
Mark: Me and Skaz put her ass on the house!
Josh: Lucky Bastards too bad I had to work.
by Skazellino May 1, 2012
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seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.
She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.
by kMichelle April 29, 2008
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HO-DOO

1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled

multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.

2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.
by BeanTownRat July 19, 2009
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ho-wife

The ex slut turned housewife. The wife all your friends already banged.
That girl is James' ho-wife.
by sonicboommm=kk July 2, 2017
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ho tour

when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.
Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.

Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.
by Big Cat Daddy May 1, 2009
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