Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

club hit

to hit one in the rib cage, preferably while in a bar pissed drunk. mainly one with whom you have beef

i gave him a choice: become my biznitch or take a club hit

by joe March 19, 2003

hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023

I'd hit it

1) Used to express someone's want to have sexual relations with "it"

2) McDonald's new slogan

1) Damn brah! Check out that fine peice of ass over there. I'd hid it all night long.

2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.

by IAMTOM February 7, 2005

Hit it and quit it.

When you don't want a relationship and all you do is have sex with a girl and then she wants a relationship, so you fuck her one last time, and dump the bitch.

Dude, everything was great with Madi until she wanted a relationship, so I hit it and quit it. Example

Woman - "Baby, when are you going to ask me to be your girlfriend?"
Man - "Want to be my girfriend"
Woman - "Yes"
Man - "No more talking and lets get back to business"

After done having sex.....

Man - "Listen bitch, I am going to go and get in the shower and I want you to fucking disappear by the time I am out.

Woman - "But this is my house"

Man - "I didn't ask you to talk, I'm not getting into a relationship, I just wanted to hit it and quit it"

Woman - Leaves the house crying

Man - Makes himself a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, takes a shit in the toilet and leaves it, climbs down the fire escape, jumps into his car snd take off

by Rusty Shackleford the 2nd August 4, 2007

res hit

It is when you smoke just the resin from the inside of your piece. If you do it right you should here a crackling noise and it tastes like shittt

"Man i didnt have any bud but i just did some res hits and i cant think right now"
"hahahaha"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN August 1, 2009

Hit and Run

When you go to the washroom, take a shit and purposely (or accidentally) don't flush and walk way or leave the scene of the crime.

Dood, my girlfriend totally accidentally pulled a hit and run at my house last night, and by the time I got to it, the whole fucking room smelled like assholes.

by The Myuh Guy December 2, 2009