Half Staff

When A Man Is Half-Erect.

Look At Tommy, He Is Half-Staff. Will It Do The Trick For His Girlfriend?

by Kevin January 26, 2004

half-chub

since a chub is a full erection that is thick in girdth, but not proportionate in length; a "half chub" describes anything between flacid and an all out boner.

damn reg! that girl is fine.... i'm gettin a half-chub just lookin at her.

by alkatraz54 November 18, 2005

gay-and-a-half

Really really gay.

Those pink socks are Gay-and-a-half.

by Shamsael April 12, 2003

halfball

Common only in Northeast U.S.
Small rubber ball cut in half. Pitcher throws it like flying saucer. Batter uses broomhandle. Usually 3 players per side. No baserunning.

"I just bought 2 pimpleballs. Murphy and the Sullivans challenged us to some halfball today.

by makemydaydream September 12, 2007

[half boner]

when a male's penis is half excited or simply half hard. the awkward stage before a full erection.

It wasn't bad enough you had a half boner behind my back, I had to find out from dan, who couldn't wait to rub it in my face.

by franths puthies April 4, 2009

Halfass Backwards

Used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all.
Used to describe something that was completed halfass and completely backwards.

Also, a BLoG created by Ego. HalfassBackwards.com

The world is such a Halfass Backwards place that I choose to visit HalfassBackwards.com for a good laugh.

by HalfassBackwards.com April 21, 2009

Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast

Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.

Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.

Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."

by Great Santini December 28, 2010