land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

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Yeah Guy

Yeah Guys are the roid munching body builders at the gym, who usually have large tattoos and wear loose singlets, and call out "YEEAHHH!!!" after doing a set of heavy weights.

Yeah guy: (after a set of 20 pullups with additonal weights added); "YEEEEEEEEAHHH, im so awesome!!!"

by jsmitty50 February 22, 2011

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From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.

“Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”

by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021

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Guy Boy

A “Guy boy” is the most hottest simpiest simp out there. If you get called a “Guy Boy” it’s the best compliment that you will ever get in your life! And if someone fits the mold for a “guy boy” than you should flirt with that simp right away.

Girl #1. Omg did you see Jake today?
Girl #2. Yea! He’s such a Guy Boy!
Girl #1. Yea I’m totally simpping!

by SketchThis July 8, 2020

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Guy Barbancourt

Guy Barbancourt is Darkest Man on the planet. The darkest man on the planet is Guy Barbancourt. Confirmed to be the darkest man on the planet. History shows the Guy Barbancourt is the darkest man on the planet.

Guy Barbancourt is the Darkest man on the planet.

by rynonymous8233 August 4, 2020

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