pedestal girl

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.

Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."

by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

GIRL YESS!!

A sarcastic phrase often used by fans of prominent rapper and songwriter CupcakKe (known as "Slurpers") on social media platforms – such as TikTok – that typically precede vulgar descriptions of sexual acts involving heavily socially stigmatised and oftentimes borderline illegal kinks, however can also precede inside jokes within the Slurper community pertaining to aforementioned sexual acts, but comments including such inside jokes are more likely to be in response to a different seemingly unprompted “GIRL YESS!!” comment.

SLURPER 1: “Girl YESS!! I want my dad and uncle to cum in a bottle and let me use it as a 2-in-1 shampoo.”

SLURPER 2: “GIRL YESS!! You’re invited to the haunted house tonight 🥰 Bring your family and don’t be late😍🤞.”

SLURPER 1: “GIRL YESS!! I'll be sure to bring my grandfather's ashes for lubricant 😍🍷🥂🤭✨💕🦄 I'm currently sniffing on his old boxers cos it turns me on 😘🥺.”

by obamasmilliondollaputhay December 24, 2021

Trophy Girl

A girl who her guy friends bring to events because she's pretty and other guys think she's their girlfriend. She is a hot piece of arm candy

Guy #1: hey Jamie, wanna go to a BBQ with me?

Jamie: sure! I'd love too

Guy #2: dang dude, is she your girlfriend?

Guy 1: no, we're just friends, she's my Trophy Girl

by GirlNextDoor1234 August 18, 2018

stride girls

Girls who prefer Stride chewing gum to all alternatives. They are also known to take things down the wrong hole.

What is this, Orbitz? I thought you were Stride girls.

by dcarn211 December 11, 2009

Tenderoni girl

They way men truly love there women to be. Sittin home in there clothes. But can dime up. Cooks, cleans, and men love to spoil. Trustworthy and she puts just the same amount effort into the relationship.! 50/50

I got a tenderoni girl.

by It’s me 55 February 8, 2021

complimentary girl

When a group of guys go out they bring along a hot girl, so that they look cooler and less intimidating to other women.

They brought her to the bar as a complimentary girl

by Beefcakes432 September 15, 2010

tatenda girl

Someone who is very confident and funny. She is very talkative and loveable. She gets very stressed especially about school work. Nicknames often include Tatti, Tenda-chicken and Tenda

You are lucky that she is a Tatenda girl

She is one hell of a Tatenda

Ohhh I've got Tenda boobs

by Zimbo May 22, 2017