The Full Jesus

When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.

I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.

by juliush6969 May 19, 2020

full turn

When someone turns their pillow over in order to get the cold side.

I couldnt fall asleep, until i full turned, then i fell asleep uber fast.

by regeirk ynnad December 22, 2007

full harambe

Threatening to hurt a child in a panicked hysteria resulting in getting fatally shot.

the kid was being weaned off his anti-depressants but ended up going full harambe.

by notedclippers November 28, 2016

Full on Chalon

A full on Chalon, commonly thought to be just a mustache, is in fact a package of facial hair which includes the mustache AS WELL as the beard and neck beard. In order for it to be a true full on Chalon it can not be very long but must be visible from approximately 10 meters.

Dude I hate mustaches. Why do you have one?

No, asshole, you're mistaken. I've got my full on Chalon

by rugrat January 29, 2008

The Full Pettigrew

The Full Pettigrew is an honor bestowed upon those Jedi-mind-tricks-enabled men who manage to pull off having sexual intercourse with five different women during a five-day span. You my boy Jonah!!!!!!

"Yo, I got four dates lined up for this week...get some luck at a club the fifth night and I could have The Full Pettigrew on my hands."

by Dan Huttner March 1, 2010

Full Turk

The Full Turk (Turk for the appearance of a baked Turkey) is achieved when one is so high (usually on an opiate such as Percocet or Black Tar heroin) they can no longer remain upright. The PTF (pre full Turk), will slowly fall toward from a kneeling position until their head is comfortably placed on the floor with both arms horizontally backwards, palms facing up. Sometimes is accompanied with an attempt at conversation. Originated in Prunedale, California.

My Brother is Full Turk right now.

by OneLegToFishOn March 1, 2023

Too Full

A generic saying for when something is just stupid honestly. Usually meaning something is unwanted or unloved. Sometimes used exclusively to exclude someone from a gathering or place.

Joey: Hey can Kyle go to the party?
Nick: No if Kyle goes to the party, it'll just be too full.

by RightOk June 3, 2018