Skip to main content

fannybandit

someone who has taken a particular liking to sodamy
girl: they're best friends, right?

boy: they're more than that... they're both fannybandits.
girl: ...
mugGet the fannybandit mug.

sloppy fanny

A VERY Big saggy fanny that Drools a thick white and yellow custard web and can sometimes hang as far as the ground. it can thicken and stick your roast beef curtains together.
Jane was walking down the street and her sloppy fanny was leaving a trail of muff slime on the road...Hungsus.
by mit mada February 7, 2005
mugGet the sloppy fanny mug.

Fanny Waggert

(n) a term of reference to a male peer which asserts a perfumed ponce doily flower shirted demeanor, worthy of swift physical punishment.

(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.

FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"

REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"

Over time, the usage has become derogatory.
Aye that lad Thommeh is a reet Fanny Waggert now he's got to marrying young Ethel Ballgrinder.
by Blue Meanie Fan Club May 26, 2014
mugGet the Fanny Waggert mug.

tangy fanny

a sherbert-like taste on the vagina, usually due to lack of cleanliness.
'charlie, how do you put up with laurajeans tangy fanny?'
by jonny p January 28, 2005
mugGet the tangy fanny mug.

fanny cum

a lovely slaty juice that comes out of your fanny when you are horny or having sex to make the dick slip in easier
he shoved his dick in my pussy and my fanny cum came out and made it nice and slippery
by santa babi April 8, 2007
mugGet the fanny cum mug.

fanny

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.
"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"
by phil k April 24, 2005
mugGet the fanny mug.

fanny packing

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)
Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."
by kempen May 12, 2008
mugGet the fanny packing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email