Evan

A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog

evan is overall a lovely person

Evan penetrate dog

by bsdg ws\g November 29, 2021

evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!

person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”

by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022

Evan weaver syndrome

An individual who is unfunny or stupid or behind in many internet trends

“Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”

“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”

by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025

Evan

Someone who does that free of charge

Damn Evan really knows how to do that

by DarealTray57 June 12, 2021

Evan

the horniest man alive. mr steal your girl.

Watch your girlfriend around evan.

by big baller 123 November 22, 2021

Evan

Jeez this guy cannot dougie. He tries though but his foot wart limits him (allegedly). Gives good nicknames though.

What up Big Ev!
Do the Evan! (proceeds to not dougie)

by BigAus December 12, 2025

Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.

Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.

by RCR terms June 29, 2025