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Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018
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Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.
You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.
by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024
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Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.
Alexander Evans is a huge bot.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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Evan

Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan
(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.
by Eeevvvvaaaannnn52 December 17, 2018
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Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.
Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.
by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021
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Evan

If your name is Evan you are just an idiot
You: Evan 77+33= ??
Evan:100
You: No, 110 Idiot
by trollllleeeeeerrrrr November 21, 2021
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Evan

by ra ra ra February 23, 2022
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