Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

Wet Behind the Ears

An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.

Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.

This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.

"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"

by Raging Dragon July 16, 2008

blew in my ear

When one blows air into anothers ear they want to have sex..

"Lykkee Ommgggg that bitch just blew in my ear!!!111"

by Sierrra January 1, 2009

to turn it on its ear

to create havoc, or to do something outside of the norm, uncommon, that would make people uncomfortable, or that would confuse them

About the mask of Jason, we decided early on that we did not want to turn it on its ear and create a mask that people were not used to

by Laura Dubcovsky January 21, 2009

im all ears

the act of attempting to tell someone you are willing to talk to them and listen to what they have to say

Monica: "You wont talk with me."
Me: "Call me whenever, Im all ears"

by Patrick McBadass October 31, 2008

carrots in your ear

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.

john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"

by kay stash July 26, 2012

cat ears and tail

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

by zpat July 7, 2006