duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

Dumpster duck

A dumpster duck is when a person looks trashy and is being stupid, like Karen.

“Ugh, Karen is suck a dumpster duck”

by Vicsters October 24, 2019

gay duck

ooooo...oooo
*nuts and dies*

Yesterday i commited gay duck

by Duckyyyyyyyy December 14, 2021

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

duck toe

To profanely gesture with ones middle toe. Generally thought to be more offensive than the same gesture with the middle finger.

I was angry enough to remove my sock and give her the duck toe!

by Duck toe March 16, 2019

Robbing ducks

'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.

This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.

E.g. 1

Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"

E.g. 2

"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"

E.g. 3

Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."

by DM85 April 2, 2011

Moon Ducks

Something that was once said, in an XD random fashion, circa pre-2012 rawr emo myspace era internet communities.

"Moon ducks XD"

by EvanUwU July 8, 2021