A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
by flurbadurb October 3, 2010
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Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.
by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010
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by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004
Get the douche-tard mug.An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
by heartsluv January 10, 2010
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by Mikey Mac44 November 18, 2009
Get the Dip Douche mug.similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
by betty sullivan April 22, 2006
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