Skull Drunk

to inebrate oneself beyond any feasable mental judgement or abilty to function physically, threfore becoming suceptable to dire consiquence.

"Dude, that chick I boned last night was so skull drunk she passed out during"

by maddapper March 23, 2007

still drunk

waking up after a night of drinking alcohol, still drunk.

kind of like how i am now, writing this still drunk

by jafknlene August 22, 2011

Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

by k'briah November 7, 2012

debunk

to clear away lies, exaggerations, vanities, etc.

Snopes.com will most likely debunk many more political rumors during the next 4 years.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2008

tucker max drunk

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com

He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.

by hooligan333 November 1, 2003

drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.

OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!

by arm&hammer February 20, 2010

drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.

(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.

by amarantha10 June 3, 2007