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Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020
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deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.
deuce is so ugly
by jadyn jones September 23, 2020
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juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.
"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"
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Spawn Deuce

To steal or to take something from someone typically in a forceful way. Often announced before the stealing takes place. A local term from Denver, Colorado from the early 2000’s.
“I told him let me borrow his bike real quick, and yelled Spawn Deuce and left”
by Spree Gaming June 23, 2023
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no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.
Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!
by toninatho April 11, 2019
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Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
by lexicon55 August 11, 2021
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double deuce

Often referred to as 22oz beer/ alcoholic beverage. Much like (40's), are the 40 ounce counterpart.
Yo, grab me a double deuce Icehouse at the store and some black and milds.
by Slimothy smooth James January 14, 2021
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