SEMEN DEMON

Me.

Guy 1:YO DO YOU LISTEN TO KYUBI
Guy 2: You mean the semen demon?
Guy 1: I have committed multiple war crimes in Ghana .

by K.Y.U.B CUMMED IN YO BITCHES i September 3, 2020

demon neko

A large cave dwelling creature who likes to post scary things and troll. Do not feed and do not engage

“That thing under the bridge is a Demon Neko”

by narutoLovesLuffyXX June 28, 2020

Taniwha Demon

An evil monster - Taniwha is the te reo word for "Monster", and demons are evil.

An informal name for naughty children.

What's Nikki up to tonight?

She's gotta stay at home, the taniwha demons were suspended at school today.

by Mycho July 12, 2022

demonic females

Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.

That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.

by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021

Rusty Demon

Having sex up the arse during the effects of food poisoning from a hot curry.

Bryan took the opportunity slip one up her arse while she was suffering from fiery vindaloo shits. The result…. a Rusty Demon

by Nicktheteeth December 8, 2024

Demon

Is what you call a Toby

He's a bloody good fellow, that demon.

by TheMANtheMYTHthePOTATO September 4, 2021

Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021