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by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021
Get the Melvin Coopermug. "Hey dude, did you meet Cooper?"
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."
by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling May 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug. cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
Get the cooper likes over-aged womenmug. 
Get the Coopermug. by cooperlover123 May 27, 2025
Get the cooper trooper woopermug. Cooper Syndrome
*noun*
A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.
*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."
*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy
*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
*noun*
A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.
*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."
*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy
*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
Get the Cooper Syndromemug. by Hunter homo December 27, 2020
Get the Coopermug.