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closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
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Closet Republican

The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.
“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
by Henrey S March 21, 2024
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closet fuccboi

1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
by lovehandle00 November 24, 2018
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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
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Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others
“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”
by FareallyZather February 9, 2023
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Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.
Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.
by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019
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Open Door Closet

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend
“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”
by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025
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