Clam juice

Pussy squirt water lmfao

Release your clam juice

by Bigdickniggafucksmehard October 17, 2018

shit chasm

A large predicament. A fine mess. Usually extravagant and almost always darkly comic in nature. AKA a "shit ravine."

Wes: Did you hear Zach got in trouble at that party on Saturday night?

Sonny: Yeah, he got himself in a real shit chasm.

by capnwacky July 13, 2009

anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

by Hy Pyke June 18, 2010

High Tide Clam Harvest

While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.

Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league

by clammerman December 8, 2011

Clambake

Any gathering of friends that includes, but is not comprised solely of, excessive amounts of marijuana smoking.

Yo, after the show we're all going to get some steaks and have a clambake.

by Sketchy Al October 30, 2009

Clam

The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.

Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.

by Emcee January 27, 2005

Clam Bake

A occasion where there are too many women at a party.

:: Note ::

This word should never be uttered by a strait man.

" God Trisha, this place is a freaking Clam Bake. Let's go to a Frat party."

by Lisbonic July 29, 2004