Churching

The act of going to church

Religious people enjoy churching on Sundays

by Unique handle 212 June 16, 2021

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017

Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.

“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language

A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.

by jag3773 July 14, 2023

Church's Chicken

The absolute flavor. Like being the best.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.

I look good! When we get to the club, I'm serving this Church's Chicken!

by luluknowsbest November 6, 2020