chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

by adamo42 October 23, 2011

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other.... Finding yourself trapped holding back two erupting swamp geysers.

"Strap really turned Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."

by Eggplant Emoji September 8, 2023

Chinese Ice Dragon

A sexual act where frozen semen from the male In the relationship is left to thaw on their partners nose.

Harumpus - Hey Lauri, would you like to try out the Chinese Ice Dragon? I heard it is amazing for new couples.
Lauri - Sure, that sounds tasty!

by SemonDemon42 January 15, 2022

chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)

this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

by asiawithlove April 25, 2006

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

chinese marching powder

Obscure slang term for Cocaine.

I was nose deep in a pile of Chinese Marching Powder last Friday night.

by Brendan D May 4, 2006

chinese officer sword

The sword of a Chinese officer

The chinese officer had a chinese officer sword

by SCR4P August 6, 2017