toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.

Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!

by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020

Snappin Cheeks

When a hot juicy fart releases from your butt and create a snapping sound.

Man, I was just snappin cheeks and it felt so good.

by Proclubs N 501’s October 25, 2020

Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.

‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind’
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing’

by Candyshaft October 28, 2020

cheeks

Short for butt cheeks.

Noun
Buttox aka ass, booty, rump, hindquarters etc.

Adjective
Something of extremely poor quality.

Imma get me some cheeks tonight!

Yo, this food tastes cheeks.

by KennEH! October 28, 2020

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

clap cheeks

Clap dem cheeks

Example I clap Harley Quins cheeks every day daddy Harder Harder yes daddy with the sharply defined edges going into me. I clap cheeks everyday

by YT Drxsp November 4, 2020

cheek wreckoning

A multi-use phrase that can express good sex, injury, or humiliation.

Ah dude I gave her a real good cheek wreckoning last night.

Did you see that biker get hit by a car? He got his cheeks wreckoned!

by thecheekwreckoner November 4, 2020