Harlem Blender

v. The act of defecating in one's partner's oral cavity. The defecating party then proceeds to insert their Penis* into the partners oral cavity in a swirling motion as to reproduce the cyclic motion of a blender.
*If the defecating party lacks a penis or similar penetrating organ, a similar straight, firm object will suffice.

I gave my girlfriend a Harlem Blender last night and now my dick stinks to all hell and I'm afraid to kiss her.

It's always best to give your girlfriend a Harlem Blender before you break up with her.

by Calick J. Jarian October 11, 2008

bleach blonde bastard

a person with bleach blonde hair

Micheal Bowyer

by Rat features May 19, 2004

dippy blonde

A blonde girl / woman who is dippy, blonde and unable to listen or sus the most simple things out.

"Dans nickname was Munchkin....... you don't get it...... he's GAY! you dippy blonde"

by Jason Daniels September 20, 2006

blender

group sex

"Man, were you there at the blender last night?!
"Naah, I was sick. How was it??"
"Dude, it was SICK. there were like 12 people there!"
"I can't believe i missed it!"

by _jeeeeeeny March 29, 2009

blonde race

blonde race( Not really considered a race) and southern europeans are seen as the same race, only differ in variation

Blonde race is not really a race but a variation of the caucasian race and even though many and originally may not have white skin( like a brown white boy)but yellow, they are still called white for simplicity

by asone2 October 11, 2006

blonde race

Un mixed blonde have yellow skin, orange type skin. Yellow hair , blue eyes. Sadanavian region

Blonde race: Susan summers, John Denver.

by RCavox July 18, 2006

blondes

Are sometimes very dumb i think that's why guys like them so much.And the have big boobs.

Man 1: i'm dating these hot blondes.

Man 2: Wow, how lucky are you.

Man: Yeah i know she has really big boobs.

Man 2: Yeah i bet.

by christina666 July 21, 2009