penalty beer

the extra beer you get whenever the wife/girlfriend calls and asks "where are you", "what time are you coming home", etc. when you are out with the boys.
Mark scored another penalty beer when Julie called fo the fourth time.
by white.hand August 31, 2006
Get the penalty beer mug.

Beer Yay

The group feeling and/or vocal response to individuals who save a party with a massive beer run.
The keg was done but Dylan and Amy came back with three cases of Yuengling Porter. After the news spread to the uninvited people in the backyard, it resulted in a huge Beer Yay.
by SmokeFilledRoommate October 11, 2009
Get the Beer Yay mug.

Beer Fart

The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.

After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
Holy shit, I had 2 King Cobra 40’s and I almost yaked after smelling my beer farts.
by Grande Flatulence June 20, 2021
Get the Beer Fart mug.

beer me

a cry for help. when you need a beer but cant get it yourself.
dude, beer me since your up. i got my girl riding me and i cant get it myself
by cythebeerguy March 06, 2016
Get the beer me mug.

gateway beer

From the term gateway drug but referring to beer. A beer that acts as a gateway to drinking tastier, more delicious craft beers. A beer you drink because you truly enjoy the flavor, not just as a reason to get schnockered.
It was drinking Old Spotted Sow that finally turned me away from factory made lite lagers. It was my gateway beer.

I started out drinking fool fizz as a gateway beer. After that I moved on to more hoppy, malty beers. Now I can't drink anything else.
by Dr.Dive June 25, 2010
Get the gateway beer mug.

Beer Panties

When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.
You going to party with us tonight bro or do you have your "Beer Panties" on?
by Gary Hogman January 16, 2008
Get the Beer Panties mug.

Beer Thong

When you make a girl take off the thong she is currently wearing and dip the thong in beer then ring it out in your mouth.
"Dude last night I did a beer thong off Jordan last night and it tasted tainted as hell!"
by Joe Loesche October 27, 2011
Get the Beer Thong mug.