Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.
by artist6000 May 28, 2014
Get the zero beersmug. a state of elation and joy from consuming alcohol, usually accompanied by laughter or chuckling...similar to getting the giggles when high.
sadly enough, at the company christmas party, the office nerd, whom had never finished off an entire beer in his life, was found in the corner with the beer giggles, laughing it up with his imaginary girl friend from canada.
by sillycrazywild November 16, 2011
Get the beer gigglesmug. The keg was done but Dylan and Amy came back with three cases of Yuengling Porter. After the news spread to the uninvited people in the backyard, it resulted in a huge Beer Yay.
by SmokeFilledRoommate October 11, 2009
Get the Beer Yaymug. The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
by Grande Flatulence June 19, 2021
Get the Beer Fartmug. the extra beer you get whenever the wife/girlfriend calls and asks "where are you", "what time are you coming home", etc. when you are out with the boys.
by white.hand August 31, 2006
Get the penalty beermug. When you make a girl take off the thong she is currently wearing and dip the thong in beer then ring it out in your mouth.
by Joe Loesche October 27, 2011
Get the Beer Thongmug. When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.
by Gary Hogman January 17, 2008
Get the Beer Pantiesmug.