Bar Carp

A 2am girl at a bar that’s looking to hook up. Not a prized fish but easy to catch.

It’s closing time and all that are left are Bar Carp.

by The Bruce 32 April 21, 2018

chad bar

A bar for douchebags and former frat stars

Girl 1: Wow. They're playing a lot of Chainsmokers. Also, why are all these guys wearing the same polos?
Girl 2: Oh no, it seems we've stumbled into a Chad bar.

by dont be a Chad August 23, 2017

Bar Lurker

One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.

A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.

"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"

"who? oh that dude in the dark?"

"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."

"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."

by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009

Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.

I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.

by Brodzilla July 31, 2016

bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

Roseanne-Bar

One 10mg Ambien (zolpidem tartrate).

Named for the infamous Roseanne "Ambien made me racist" moment

"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr

*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar

by SmartAllyPants March 23, 2022