by Bill jax July 5, 2017

by Jo Von August 31, 2008

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

bandit is a fat piece of shit
by Kozzau October 27, 2021

by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
by thextorzhater May 18, 2019
