Bacon Fingers

the smell of your fingers after putting them in miss piggys twat

kermit the frog has bacon fingers

by gage camber January 2, 2008

Bacon Bits

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.

I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.

by tim January 15, 2004

Bacon Wrap

A piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis.

Variations: Bacon Wrap Ole'

Holy Swiss cheese Batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!

by The Hairy Pickle October 7, 2005

canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

Bacon Bandit

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.

even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.

by Dsx October 31, 2005

bacon neck

A man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as Gloop also known as Gloop Glitter

A bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head

by Maned99 May 25, 2008

stinky bacon

when your banging a chick and you insert freshly cooked bacon into her anus causing exciting stinging feeling. (because of the hot jumping grease) this can also be used as revenge on a man who has told you to get back in the kitchen, also put into his anus.

dude did you "stinky bacon" her with all that left over meat?

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010